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An "independent" research centre[1]
fully-funded by
The Revisionist Church of Bacon
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Adjunct researchers and research projects
Bacon Sandwiches: The band, the music, the sponsorship arrangement...
On the matter of Mars and "protobacon"
The original plans to invade Mars including claims of Protobacon (Baconus Spurii) . This is a contentious argument featuring some brutal and bizarre theories on the alleged existence of Martian bacon and the question of Norwegian intervention in the propogation of said alien pork beasties. Is it true? You be the judge.
Lies, lies, and damned lies!!!
The information presented at the following link is nothing more than a blatant attempt to steal fresh bacon from your fridge while you go to Mars in search of non-existent, so-called 'Protobacon'.
As predicted, the argument has suddenly become ugly. The Bill clones have perpetrated another teddible hoax. The truth about Martian Protobacon has again been distorted by these bizarre, fridge-lurking web-things. Beware! This is a blatant attempt to try and discredit the irrefutable troooth that Norwegians carelessly left the very first bacon on mars. Once again, you must be the judge ...*Please Note: The photo shown at this address is a clumsily retouched and cropped copy of the original which I am, as yet, unable to publish due to technical restraints. The Bill clones know about this and they are conspiring to spread disinformation until I can reveal the troof. Be warned!
The Annals of Improbable Reseach
Beautifully stupid!
A definite candidate for Stategic Centre in Shaky Logic and Inconclusive Wh...'s Annual Whatsitsname Award
If you're not entirely insane by now, read the complete sinetiffic argument and resultant irreconfutable, and world-famous, degeneration of truth into the theory of complete indeterminacy and it's subsequent maltreatment at the hands of the bizarre and obfuscating forces that lurk within alt.stupidity .
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1. "Independent" means not influenced by any other body, person, or institution other than those associated with providing research funds.